This guy got the quadratic formula tattooed on his bum

It didn’t make him any better at maths

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Video: UWE sports player drops housemate through table…because he insulted his mum

This is so uni


Watch someone from UWE be the best in the world at something

See, we’re not all completely useless


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Desolate: students are living in abandoned buildings

Hundreds of freshers living on abandoned campus – because their halls still aren’t ready

Not even the Bates Motel was this bad


UWE drop down the rankings but nobody cares

Students are confident league table isn’t telling the full story


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Meet the godlike genius who posted an introductory video of himself to fellow freshers

Wouldn’t life be better if we were all more like UEA fresher Thomas Rees?


These innocent freshers are the BNOCs of the future

Every ‘Big Name On Campus’ starts by asking naive questions on Facebook about hangover cures and the karma sutra


Unis issue warnings over fake student finance emails

Students have already been conned out of ‘thousands of pounds’


QUIZ: How rubbish will your freshers’ week be?

Whether you’re heading to uni for the first time or going back for more, make sure you’re prepared for how shit it will probably be